Shout out to every straight boy that has ever said “I’m gonna make you cum” and then did not actually make anyone cum.
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming
MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN
I can’t believe this little wiggle is going to be king one day
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
ahh, makes sense.
im gonna be hot in a few years i swear
i put the :// in http://
Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this