slutmily:

Shout out to every straight boy that has ever said “I’m gonna make you cum” and then did not actually make anyone cum.

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(Source: rainbow-gatekeeper)


toobadhesfictional:

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

I can’t believe this little wiggle is going to be king one day

thefamilyassbutt:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone


(Source: saraseoul)


coltnposey:

inmysexdreams:

#high school musical 4 was really weird :/

(Source: zacharyefrons)

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://


alittlebitgayandmore:

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra)

a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

slimmof112:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

(Source: illmont)